Another Poster

One of my mommy’s friends named Michele made me another poster. It is all about when I was born and some hocus pocus stuff about what I am supposed to be like because I am an Aquarius. I really think I am going to be a singer and if that is not what Aquarius is supposed to be then I guess I break the mold. I am getting ready to go to Atlanta. Momma calls it Hotlanta. Mommy is always hot. Last time she went there she was baking me in her tummy and Hotlanta was baking her. That is what she told me today.

I get to meet all of my family who I have never seen. I have 6 cousins out there and 3 of them are my same age. Zero. I am so excited. We are getting our picture taken which is one of my favorite things. Mommy and her friend Shelby say it is because I am a ham.  Mommy doesn’t even like ham so I don’t believe that for one minute. After I meet the cousins I am going “in a cheap car” (according to Momma) to Nashville to be united with my long lost love, Will. His Mommy and mine are good friends and I think they still believe in arranged marriages. They are so old fashioned. That is OK because Will is hot stuff. He likes the same things as me like swings and eating.

Mommy is crazy today. She was saying naughty words because she could barely get my Bumbo in my suitcase. She said she had a big butt for a reason and sat on it so she could close it up. Then right after she opened it again. I just don’t get grown ups sometimes. They do so much work and then mess it all up. It can’t be that hard to be big. I am getting really sleepy so I am going to bed. Here is my new poster.

Add a comment August 14, 2007

The Broncos

Mommy’s favorite TV show started yesterday. It is called the Broncos. She goes on and on about how much she love the Broncos. I personally don’t see how she thinks it could be as cool as Sesame Street? Sesame street is on my potty pants so it has to be the coolest, right? Back a couple of months ago Momma made me go around in my stroller and get Bronco men to sign my ball. She said Rod Smith is hot and don’t tell Daddy. I didn’t really understand what they did until tonight.

We went to Grammy’s house and watched them on the TV. They throw around a big football. It is way bigger than the one Mommy got me. Then Mommy and Grammy jump up and down and make lots of noise. They are crazy. I don’t see the big deal. The cool thing is I got a new dress. It is called a cheer dress. It had the Bronco horse on it. I look fabulous in it and I like it because everyone gets all coo-coo when they see me. They say I am the cutest little cheer leader. I must cheer good because the Broncos won.

The best part about the night was the food, of course. I ate broccoli and coconut creme yogurt. Mommy gave me a taste of hot and sour soup which was really good. Grammy yelled at said that is just not suitable for an infant. I don’t feel like an infant whatever that means. I think I can eat whatever I want. She is funny though because she teaches me what alll of the bird songs sound like. It makes me laugh. Grandpy called me a boy until I got my dress on. He calls Rowyn and Bailey boys too. He is goofy. Grandparents are fun.

I cant wait to go to Atlanta and see my other grandparents.

Add a comment August 13, 2007

Poop

Today I tried to poop in the bath again. Mommy said no way young’un are you going to poop in my bath again. She held me bare butt over the big kid potty and I peed and pooped in it. I was so proud. It feels good to let loose like that and not have smashed turds on me. Mommy took a picture and it is not for the faint off heart. img_0758.jpg

2 comments August 10, 2007

Wet 4 times in one day

Today has been strange.  It started off kind of great.  I went for a walk and went swimming with Mommy and Daddy. This is one of my favorite things to do.  There are some fascinating boys at the pool everyday.  They make tons of noise and do things like throw pool chairs into the water and try to impress the big girls.  Mommy thinks they are annoying but I think it is neat.  I floated around and kicked my feet for the joy of all of the old ladies.  They always say how cute my Bug suit is and make squealy noises when they see me.

When we got home I puked milk chunks on Mommy and myself so she made me take a shower with her.  I squirmed around a lot and made it quite “challenging” for Momma to clean me.  I say I got her back for dunking me at the pool.

After the shower we went for a walk to the park by Taylor’s house. Momma pushed me on the swing and made dumb faces that cracked me up.  Swinging can be so fun.  Mostly I laugh at Daddy because he makes silly noises.  I love him.  When I went on the slide I got stuck cuz my butt was wet from sitting in my stroller after the pool.   I think it could be fun to slide but I guess I have to wait until I have a dry butt.  We left the park and went to get some dinner at the Lighthouse Cafe because Mommy and Daddy were half starved.  Their dinner doesn’t come on tap like mine.  I usually like it a lot at the Lighthouse.  The owner thinks I am cute and is very nice to me.  She says I look like a doll in my bumbo.

Mommy asked the lady what the soup of the day was and she got freaked out and dumped a whole glass of tea and a whole glass of water on me while I was in the stroller.  I didn’t even cry.  People were amazed that I didn’t cry.  A little boy told Momma “your baby got wet”  I say “DUH, “  and I say, “What is there to cry about?  It is just like the pool, isn’t it?”  The waitress ran away and cried her eyes out.  Mommy felt sorry for me so she let me chew on her straw.  She said to Daddy “it is OK, she can’t drink from it.”  Little did she know.  I was drinking her diet Pepsi.  She freaked out.  “How can a 6 month old baby drink from a straw?”  HAHA.  I love to freak out Momma.  She doesn’t believe what I can do.  Daddy gave the waitress a $20 tip because she was brave and came back to wait on us.  He is a nice Daddy.

On the way home it was dark and we were walking along where the sprinklers are.  Mommy said, “may as well get wet. it is the theme of the day.”  It was a fun day and kind of funny too.

Add a comment August 9, 2007

People are weird

Today Mommy and Daddy took me to a thing called the Parade of Homes.  It was pretty fun.  It was a bunch of really big houses with fancy stuff in them.  We went with Jojo Auntie Hedi, Auntie Krista, Auntie April, Uncle Matty, Bailey and Rowyn.  Mommy carried me up and down tons of stairs and we looked at really cute bedrooms for babies.  Cousin Bailey wanted to stay in the house that had a bed shaped like a boat.  She is funny because she thinks she can drive.  Mommy said she wants to move to the house with the big pool out back.  I would like that because I love the pool where we live now.   It is the same house that had the boat bed.

What I don’t get is why strange people try to pinch my cheeks and stuff.  “geez, people, aren’t you here to look at houses?  Leave me the heck alone.”  Mommy agrees…why do people put their stinky, yucky paws on me with out permission?  If I could talk I would tell them “get off”.  If I had teeth maybe I could gnaw on them.  HAHA

After looking at the big fancy pants houses, we went with cousin Bailey, Uncle Matty and Auntie April to Old Chicago.  Mommy said she hoped our waiter brought our water before she goes through menopause.  I don’t know what that means but it sounded quite serious.  He forgot her salad and then brought her pepperoni rolls that Uncle Matty said looked like a butt hole from a skunk.  She was pretty mad so the waiter gave her cheesecake.  She gave me a bite and now I love the waiter.  YUMMY!!!

When we were leaving there was a monsoon like storm and we got soaked.  I was a good girl and didn’t even cry.  When Daddy was driving I found my own binkie and put it in so I wouldn’t cry.  Mommy and Daddy said it was a proud moment.  They are so silly.

1 comment August 5, 2007

Hungry Hungry Hippo.

Today I found a new love in life. I found out how much I really like food. Mommy made me three types of foods to try. First she gave me apple-blueberry oatmeal which was pretty gross, but don’t tell momma. She knows I hate cereal so she tries to hide it in other food. She is not as clever as she thinks. I just spit it out and pretend to choke. Thens she grinds it up in a thing that sounds like a monster by the sink. HAHA. Next meal was baked potato and carrots. YUMYUMYUMYUM!! I say “yum” in between every bite. Sometimes I say “good” to make Mommy feel good about her cooking. For dinner I had a whole thing of peaches, one of carrots and then I sweet talked Mommy into sharing some chicken. It was so funny because she thought I wouldn’t like it because it was Sesame Ginger, or something like that. Silly Mommy. It was yummy. Then I had cake. It was a late celebration of my 1/2 birthday. My friend Kaitlin got some on her 1/2 birthday so I had to have some too. Mommy said I can have my own cake on my real birthday. I can hardly wait.

Add a comment August 2, 2007

JUMPAROOOOOOOOOOOO

I went to cousin Rowyn’s last night to visit and she said she was too old for her jumparoo and she put it in the garage. Mommy asked if we could bring it to our house since I love Taylor’s so much. Yeah for Mommy. I jumped in it for an hour today. It makes crazy sounds which get me in the jumpin’ spirit. I am so glad crazy Rowyn thinks she is too big, because I think it is too fun. When Momma can figure out how to put video’s on for me, I will put it on here. I am off for some more jumping joy. Laters…

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Add a comment August 1, 2007

My trip to the Doctor

Today I went to the doctor, and her name was Kim. She is not my regular doctor but she was nice. She said I was growing nicely and I am in the 50th percentile, what ever that means. Mommy must have understood because she was happy. They said I was doing really well at figuring things out. Dr. Kim told mommy I could sit up better than I am letting on. I wish she wouldn’t spill all of my secrets to Mommy. Dr. Kim said I could try more foods, even yogurt. i can wait to try them. She also said I need to eat cereal. YUCKY!! I have just convinced Mommy not to give me that vile paste and now the all knowing doctor says I must eat it. WAH!!! I guess I will just have to train Mommy all over again, HUH? My stats today were 16 pounds 8 ounces, 25.5 inches long and my head is 40 cm. (90th%) I had 3 shots and I didn’t even cry. They couldn’t believe how tough I am . I say it is because my mouth was full of binkie. I am happy because I don’t have to get more shots for 6 months.

On the way home from the doctor Carrie called Momma and asked us to come play in the water park with Taylor. It was very cold and so much fun. Taylor is my best friend and I love to hang out with her at her water park. Splashing with Taylor

Add a comment July 30, 2007