Another Poster

August 14, 2007 jillybean

One of my mommy’s friends named Michele made me another poster. It is all about when I was born and some hocus pocus stuff about what I am supposed to be like because I am an Aquarius. I really think I am going to be a singer and if that is not what Aquarius is supposed to be then I guess I break the mold. I am getting ready to go to Atlanta. Momma calls it Hotlanta. Mommy is always hot. Last time she went there she was baking me in her tummy and Hotlanta was baking her. That is what she told me today.

I get to meet all of my family who I have never seen. I have 6 cousins out there and 3 of them are my same age. Zero. I am so excited. We are getting our picture taken which is one of my favorite things. Mommy and her friend Shelby say it is because I am a ham. Mommy doesn’t even like ham so I don’t believe that for one minute. After I meet the cousins I am going “in a cheap car” (according to Momma) to Nashville to be united with my long lost love, Will. His Mommy and mine are good friends and I think they still believe in arranged marriages. They are so old fashioned. That is OK because Will is hot stuff. He likes the same things as me like swings and eating.

Mommy is crazy today. She was saying naughty words because she could barely get my Bumbo in my suitcase. She said she had a big butt for a reason and sat on it so she could close it up. Then right after she opened it again. I just don’t get grown ups sometimes. They do so much work and then mess it all up. It can’t be that hard to be big. I am getting really sleepy so I am going to bed. Here is my new poster.